Deliver a Baby in…What YOU Think!

• Project Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.2. Developer is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.
•  Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single women can deliver nine babies in one month.
• User is the one who doesn’t know why he want’s baby.
•  Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and women are available.
• Resource Optimization Team thinks they don’t need a man or women; they‘ll produce a child with zero resources.
•  Documentation Team thinks they don’t care whether the child is delivered, they’ll just document 9 months.
• Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.