Lorenz’s Law of Mechanical Repair: After
your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
Anthony’s Law of the Workshop: Any tool,
when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Kovac’s Conundrum: When you dial a wrong
number you never get an engage tone.
Cannon’s Karmic Law: If you tell the boss
you were late for the work because you had a flat tyre, the next morning you
will have a flat tyre.
O’Brien’s Variation Law: If you change
queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in
now.
Bell’s Theorem: When the body is immersed
in water, telephone rings.
Ruby’s Principle of Close Encounters: The
probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you
don’t want to be seen with.
Willoughby’s Law: When you try to prove
someone that the machine won’t work, it will.
Zadra’s Law of Biomechanics: The severity
of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Breda’s Rule: At any event, the people
whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
Owen’s Law: As soon as you sit down to a
cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until
the coffee is cold.
The Queue principle: The longer you wait in
the line, the greater the likelihood that you are standing in the wrong line.
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