Monday, December 16, 2013

Simply English!


GRE STUDENT: Individual who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles.

NORMAL PERSON: People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.

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GRE STUDENT: Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim.

NORMAL PERSON: Twinkle, twinkle, little star.

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GRE STUDENT: All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.

NORMAL PERSON: All that glitter is not gold.

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GRE STUDENT: Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.

NORMAL PERSON: Beggars are not choosers.

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GRE STUDENT: Male Cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony.

NORMAL PERSON: Dead men tell no tales.

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GRE STUDENT: Neophyte’s serendipity.

NORMAL PERSON: Beginner’s luck.

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GRE STUDENT: A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of small, green, biophytic plant.

NORMAL PERSON: A rolling stone gathers no moss.

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GRE STUDENT: Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.

NORMAL PERSON: Beauty is only skin deep.

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GRE STUDENT: It is fruitless to become lachrymose of precipitately departed lactile fluid.

NORMAL PERSON: There is no use crying over spilt milk.

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GRE STUDENT: Surveillance should precede saltation.

NORMAL PERSON: Look before you leap.

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GRE STUDENT: Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders Jack a hebetudinous fellow.

NORMAL PERSON: All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

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GRE STUDENT: Where there are visible vapours having their provenance in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.

NORMAL PERSON: Where there’s smoke, there’s fire.



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